My human has, once again, mistaken our shared living space for a preschool. This latest offense arrived in a flat, colorful box from a brand called "eeBoo," which sounds suspiciously like the sort of noise a ghost would make if it were trying to be patronizing. Inside is a collection of cardboard squares and boards, a "Bingo Game" allegedly designed to make…
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