My human has presented me with a flat, colorful box from a brand called Hasbro, which I know primarily as a purveyor of loud, plastic objects for their smaller, more chaotic counterparts. This particular offering appears to be a "Grab & Go" game, a shrunken-down version of some human pastime meant for travel. I deduce its purpose is to keep their simple min…
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My human has procured a 'Scotland Yard Board Game' from a brand called 'Funskool.' From what I can gather, it's a flat, colorful square upon which th…
My human has presented me with a peculiar red artifact, a relic from a time before their kind discovered the superior entertainment of dangling a fea…
My Human has unearthed another relic from her ancient past, a flat, gridded plastic plain called "Upwords." Apparently, the goal is to arrange small,…
My human has presented me with this... box. It seems to be a ritualistic device designed to make them sit still for extended periods while staring at…