My Human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has acquired this... thing. It's a slab of bright blue plastic called a "Douddy," a name as undignified as the frantic noises it produces. Apparently, it contains 139 "games" on a glowing screen designed to pacify the smaller, more chaotic humans that sometimes infest my domain. While the cacophony of …
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Ah, another glowing rectangle. My human has procured a small, black monolith from a brand called "AISLPC," which sounds like a sneeze caught midway. …
My staff has acquired yet another peculiar handheld device, this one a 'Simon Micro Series.' From my observations, it's a primitive memory test for t…
My human seems to believe my sophisticated intellect can be diverted by this... thing. It's a blue, plastic rectangle, ostensibly designed for the cl…
My human, in his infinite and often baffling wisdom, has acquired a small, crimson plastic rectangle. It appears to be a handheld device designed for…
My human seems to have acquired a small, hard, plastic rectangle that makes irritatingly cheerful electronic noises. They call it a "Gamer V," and ap…
So, my human has acquired another one of their noisy, light-up rectangles. This one is a garish blue plastic shell that supposedly contains hundreds …