My human has presented me with a set of three colorful, plastic contraptions from Crayola, a brand I associate with the tiny human's chaotic smearing rituals. These are, apparently, "safety scissors." The very name is an oxymoron and an insult. They purport to offer the satisfying experience of cutting, but with plastic blades and rounded tips designed for …
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My human has, once again, mistaken our home for a "preschool" and acquired a box of Coodoo brand plastic shapes. Apparently, they are magnetic, which…
My human has presented me with what appears to be a collection of short, fat cylinders filled with luridly colored liquid. They are called "Soucolor …
Ah, another vessel of brightly colored plastic has breached the perimeter, this one from a brand called "Learning Resources," which sounds dreadfully…
It appears my human has acquired another contraption from the infamous Melissa & Doug, a brand specializing in objects for the smaller, less-furry hu…