My human, in their endless quest to solve problems I don't have, has acquired a "Puzzle Scoop." At first glance, it appears to be a glorified spatula designed for their bizarre ritual of assembling shattered landscapes. It supposedly lifts these sad little cardboard bits, magnifies them for their inferior eyes, and even illuminates them. While the concept o…
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My Human has brought home a box from a company called "PICKFORU," which is an offensively presumptuous name. Inside this box are one thousand small, …
My human has procured a packet of what they call "FOLDOLOGY," which appears to be a series of elaborate paper squares. They claim it’s a "brain-twist…
My human, in their infinite and often baffling quest for amusement, has acquired what appears to be a box of finely shredded, colorful cardboard. The…
So, the Human has acquired a "Ravensburger" branded distraction, specifically from their "Cozy Series." I must admit, Ravensburger has a certain repu…
My human, in a moment of questionable judgment, has brought home a box containing a thousand tiny, colorful squares they refer to as a "puzzle." The …
My human, in their infinite and often misguided attempts to please me, has presented this plastic clamshell filled with what appear to be oddly-shape…
So, the human has brought home yet another box of colorful plastic bits. They call it a "Puzzler Pro," which I assume is human-speak for "things for …