My human, in a sudden and alarming rejection of the glowing Warm Box, has procured this... *thing*. It is a large, flat square from the prolific "Hasbro Gaming" monolith, which I understand to be a purveyor of human time-wasting rituals. They call it "Clue," a "Retro 1986 Edition," which to my ears just means it smells faintly of an attic. Its purpose appea…
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My human has presented a large, flat, foldable square which they call a "game." It appears to be a two-dimensional map of a house far inferior to my …
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My human has acquired what appears to be a torture device disguised as entertainment. The box, labeled "Funny Bones," features drawings of skeletons,…
My human has presented me with a box of organized noise called "Herd Mentality." From what my superior feline intellect can deduce, this is a social …
My human seems to have acquired another distraction box. This one, the "Jolly Thinkers Cheese Thief Board Game," appears to be a crude pantomime of t…
My human, in a baffling display of misunderstanding my sophisticated needs, has presented me with a plastic tray full of little flippable squares and…
My human has presented me with a dusty-looking rectangle they call the "Trivial Pursuit Silver Screen Edition" card set. From what I can gather, it's…