It appears my human has been influenced by the noisy light-box again, acquiring this "Kanoodle" contraption. From what I can gather, it is a collection of small, brightly colored plastic pieces meant to be arranged in specific, tedious patterns. The entire affair comes in a compact case, which I admit has a certain appeal for knocking off ledges. The true p…
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My human has procured what appears to be a rudimentary training device for aspiring knot-makers. It's a flat board perforated with holes, accompanied…
My human has presented me with this... artifact. A garish red plastic slab that emits unsettling, digitized noises. They call it a "Speak & Spell," a…
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a box of what appears to be flimsy head decorations and small, throwable squares…
My human, in their infinite and often baffling wisdom, has presented me with a brightly colored box containing what appears to be a tool for teaching…
My human has presented me with a box of stiff, rectangular papers. From what I can observe, this is not a toy but a peculiar human ritual where they …
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with what appears to be a box of wooden fish-impostors. The premise, as I un…