My human has presented me with a box. A rather sturdy-looking box, I must admit, which is its primary (and likely only) redeeming quality. Inside, however, are hundreds of small, flat pieces of cardboard they call "cards." It appears to be a "game" where the humans gather in a circle, stare at these cards, and make loud pronouncements about something called…
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My human has acquired what appears to be a box full of thinly sliced cardboard and tiny, colorful discs. They call it "Bible Bingo," a ritualistic ga…
My human, in a baffling display of poor judgment, has acquired something from a brand called "HomSeon." It appears to be a religious indoctrination t…
So, my human has unboxed what appears to be a stack of stiff, glossy paper and two shiny red plastic pucks. The box has far too many words on it, som…
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a flat, foldable square from the digital marketplace known as "Amazon." They cal…