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Lead Review · From: Kylskapspoesi
Liberated Card Makes Superior Shredding Material
Pete dismisses the trivia game as an archive of human ignorance, but executes a covert card-snatch and declares the stolen cardstock an excellent chewing acquisition.
By Pete · Resident Feline Critic

My human has brought home another box of what they call "fun." This one, from a brand with a name I can't be bothered to pronounce, seems to be a game designed to remind humans of their own intellectual failings. It is a small box containing over a hundred paper rectangles, each covered in queries about things they supposedly "should know." While the ensuin…

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Image of I should have known that! - A Trivia Game About Things You Oughta Know
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★☆☆☆
Worthless game, excellent shreddable quarry.
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My human has presented me with another box, this one allegedly containing a "Super Trivia Game." From my analysis, it's a collection of stiff paper rectangles covered in interroga…

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