My human has presented me with this… box. It is not a box for sitting, which is its first and most glaring failure. It is a box for *holding* things, specifically thin, flimsy rectangles of paper that smell faintly of ink and crushed trees. They call it a "Pop Culture Trivia Game," a ritualistic device designed to make them shout at each other about loud no…
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My human, in a fit of what can only be described as forced conviviality, has procured this "5 Second Rule" contraption. From my vantage point on the …
My human, The Staff, seems to believe that my life's purpose is to observe their strange, noisy rituals. This latest acquisition from the "Hasbro Gam…
It appears the humans have acquired another box of noisy paper. This one, a "Super Trivia Game," is ostensibly for their own amusement, which involve…
So, my human has procured a small, hard, brown object that purports to be a "game." From my vantage point on the velvet armchair, it appears to be a …
My human has presented me with what appears to be a box of stiff, colorful rectangles. They call it a 'game,' which seems to involve them shouting ha…