So, my human has presented me with this... "Doctor Kit" from a brand called Sundaymot, which sounds like a company that sells discount garden gnomes. It is, quite clearly, not for me. It's a collection of plastic and wooden implements designed to let the small, loud human play-act a scenario that is my literal nightmare: the vet's office. It has a stethosco…
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