Pete's Expert Summary
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with this... object. It is a SUPIREO brand robotic dog, a sterile white construct of plastic and wires designed to mimic a creature I already hold in low regard. Apparently, this automaton can be programmed to perform a series of humiliating tricks like dancing, doing push-ups, and even imitating other animals, a feature I find particularly vulgar. It follows a remote control, which suggests a certain lack of independent thought—no surprise there. While the promise of a durable chassis that can withstand a punitive swat is mildly intriguing, and the 80-minute battery life is respectable, I suspect the tinny music and synthetic barking will be an assault on my delicate ears. It’s a toy for the small humans, a hollow substitute for a real pet, and likely a waste of the precious energy I conserve for my 18 hours of daily sleep.
Key Features
- 【Adorable Interactive Remote Control Dog】The robot dog has a lovely appearance and actions. Infrared remote control with a range of up to 30 feet. This cute robot dog toy can dance to 5 different songs and walk around just like the real dog! It is a robotic companion for your kids, which can bring more fun to your kids.
- 【Intelligent Programmable RC Toy Dog】12 remote control functions, you also can program the Robot dog to perform actions according to your commands, then the dog will repeat what you programmed. Follow, Imitate, Dancing, Yoga, Move Forward, Handstand, Push-ups, Sit down, Crouch Down, Wrath, Bark, and Volume Adjustment, etc. The smart dog will record up to 100 commands, It will help your kids use their imagination and creativity to practice simply programming.
- 【Following & Imitate Other Animals】 Press the follow button, and the automatic following function makes the remote control puppy walk following the remote control, this emo robot dog has flexible limbs and small wheels under its feet, so there is no obstacle to follow. The toy dog imitates 8 animal forms and animal sounds, children playing and learning with it will enjoy more fun.
- 【Energy-Saving, Long-Lasting Rechargeable Battery】The robot dog toy has a built-in rechargeable battery with 3.7V 800mAh (included), the smart robot dog will provide 70-80 minutes of fun after 2 hours of charge with USB. The robot dog is made of ABS plastic, fall-proof and designed to last. Its joints are very flexible, to ensure that the robot dog can make a variety of movements smoothly.
- 【Suitable Toy for Kids & Toddlers】This smart robot puppy is an exciting Christmas or Birthday toy for kids. With a smooth and round body, and no sharp corners, totally safe for kids.A great option for owning a cute puppy if your kids are allergic to the real puppy. Intelligent toy dog, fun to accompany your children every day, and creates endless happy moments with this electronic remote control dog !
A Tale from Pete the Cat
The Unboxing, as the humans call it, was an affair of significant pomp and minimal circumstance. I observed from my perch atop the suede armchair, a bastion of soft gray fur and discerning judgment. Out of the cardboard prison came a creature of stark white plastic, its form a crude caricature of a canine. My human placed it on the rug and, with a click from a small white brick in their hand, it whirred to life. Its eyes, two vacant blue LEDs, blinked at nothing. "Look, Pete! A friend!" the human chirped, a statement so profoundly incorrect that I responded with a slow, deliberate blink of my own. The plastic cur began its performance. It executed a stiff-legged "walk," followed by a "handstand" that was an affront to both gravity and good taste. Then came the music, a tinny, repetitive melody that grated against the very fibers of my being. I remained motionless, a study in quiet contempt. This was not a rival; it was an appliance. My human, mistaking my stillness for fascination, pressed another button. The robot dog tilted its head and emitted a series of synthetic yaps. I began grooming my pristine white chest, a clear signal that I had more pressing and sophisticated matters to attend to. Then, the true insult was delivered. The human, scrolling through the functions on the remote, found the "Imitate Animals" feature. The plastic monstrosity suddenly squatted, lowered its head, and produced a sound. It was a strangled, high-frequency squeak, a digital corruption of a sound that was supposed to be a cat's meow. My meow. It was a grotesque mockery, a soulless automaton daring to mimic my species' elegant and nuanced language. The air in the room grew cold. My tail, previously relaxed, began to twitch with a menacing rhythm. This was no longer about entertainment. This was a matter of honor. With a fluid, silent motion, I descended from my throne. I did not stalk the robot itself; that would be giving it too much credit. Instead, I fixed my gaze upon the true source of the offense: the remote control in my human's hand. I strode forward with the regal purpose of my panther ancestors, and with a single, perfectly aimed swat of my paw, I sent the little white brick flying. It skittered across the hardwood floor and vanished under the entertainment center. The robot froze instantly, silenced in the middle of a pre-programmed pirouette. I sniffed the inert plastic figure once, turned my back on it, and leapt gracefully back onto the armchair. The toy was not worthy of my attention. The human, however, had been taught a valuable lesson about blasphemy.
