So, my human seems to have acquired a box of tiny, colorful plastic bits that they believe will eventually become "toys." From my vantage point on the velvet ottoman, I see this is a product from LEGO, a brand synonymous with sharp-cornered hazards that humans occasionally step on, producing a most amusing shriek. The premise is that the human must first pe…
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My human has brought another piece of plastic into my domain. It appears to be an effigy of that brooding fellow in the pointy-eared cowl, accompanie…
So, my human has fixated on a box of offensively small plastic bricks from a company called "LEGO." Their grand project, after hours of irritating cl…
My human, in their infinite and often baffling wisdom, has procured what appears to be a stationary diorama. It’s a plastic effigy of some misshapen …
Ah, another trinket for the Human. This one arrives in a small, colorful box, reeking of misplaced hope. It's a "POP MART SKULLPANDA The Sound Series…