A pamphlet of feline opinion · est. mmxxv
Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Puzzle Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: PICKFORU
Silent Victory Leaves a Permanent Hole in the Tree
Pete dispatches one blue-and-gold piece to the radiator's abyss, engineers a permanent gap in the finished puzzle, and declares the cardboard grid a tool of staff manipulation rather than art.

So, my human has presented me with this... box. A "PICKFORU" Stained Glass Puzzle, it says. Apparently, it contains one thousand small, flat pieces of cardboard designed to frustrate the larger, clumsier inhabitants of this house for hours on end. From my perspective, this is not a toy, but an opportunity. An opportunity for strategic piece-batting, for the…

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Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
The gap is my permanent household weapon.
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