DINOBROS Dinosaur Chomper Toys for Kids with 3 Roar Sounds and Light Jurassic Dinosaurs Grabber Claw T-Rex Reacher Robot Hand Pincher Dino Snapper

From: DINOBROS

Pete's Expert Summary

My Staff has procured what appears to be a crude, plastic extension of their own clumsy appendages, shaped into the head of some long-extinct lizard. This "DINOBROS" contraption is, at its core, a reacher-grabber, designed to perform the menial task of picking things up, but with the added "benefit" of a garish light and a series of synthetic, grating roars. I suppose the snapping jaw mechanism could, in the hands of a particularly motivated human, be used to dangle one of my lesser felt mice in a vaguely amusing way. However, the sheer volume and cheapness of the sound effects suggest this device is far more likely to interrupt a perfectly good nap than to provide any meaningful enrichment. It is, in short, a loud solution to a problem I do not have.

Key Features

  • LIGHT AND SOUND EFFECTS: A 13.6 Inches dinosaur reacher grabber with light and sounds. Pull the handle on this T-Rex toy and the mouth snap, press the 3 sound button on the dino body to make 3 kind of prehistoric roaring sounds and light up.
  • FUN DINOSAUR CHOMPER: This realistic dinosaur grabber toy is a fun way for kids to pick things up. A cool design dino toy inspire imagination and creative thinking, kids will enjoy playing this fun dinosaur snapper adventure game.
  • BATTERIES INCLUDED: Each dinosaur pincher toy comes with 3 replaceable AG13 batteries. Ready to play when kids receive this dinosaur gift. Give these prehistoric dinsoaur toys to children who lover dinosaurs at a birthday party.
  • DINSOAUR ADVENTURE: A dinosaur chomper toy that can help kids grab and pick up things. With the flashing light and 3 dinosaur sounds, children can play with other dino items together to build a fantastic dinosaur world.
  • GREAT GIFT IDEA: Recommend dinosaur toy for boys and girls age 5 and up. dinosaur toy with sound makes a great party favor or a winning prize. Exciting party decoration, birthday gift, stocking stuffers, Christmas gift.

A Tale from Pete the Cat

The peace of my afternoon sunbeam was shattered by a sound I can only describe as a dying battery-operated goose. My human, The Provider, stood in the center of the living room, brandishing a hideous jade-green monstrosity. It was a reptilian head on a stick, a grotesque caricature of a predator. She pulled a handle, and its jaw snapped shut with a hollow *clack*. She pressed a button, and the synthetic roar echoed again, accompanied by a pathetic red light flickering in its throat. She called it a "Dino Chomper," a name as clumsy as the object itself. My initial assessment was one of profound disappointment. This was not a worthy adversary. It was not a rival. It was an insult to the very concept of predation. The Provider, however, seemed to think it was the height of entertainment. She began stalking my favorite crinkle ball, which lay innocently by the leg of the sofa. The plastic beast lowered, its jaw agape. The electronic roar screeched, a desperate plea for relevance in a world of superior, fluffier beings. I watched, unmoved, from my perch on the armchair, my tail giving a slow, contemptuous twitch. With a lurch, the plastic jaw snapped down around the crinkle ball. The Provider lifted it, triumphant, shaking the stick so the ball rattled pitifully within the plastic prison. She brought it toward me, an offering from a fool. I simply stared. I stared at her, then at the cheap toy, then back at her. I gave a single, deliberate blink, the highest form of feline dismissal. I then turned my back on the entire spectacle, curled into a tighter circle, and pointedly began to groom my pristine white chest fur. The message was clear. Some things are beneath my notice, and a plastic noisemaker playing at being a hunter is firmly one of them. The Provider sighed, the sound of her defeat far more satisfying than any artificial roar. The Dino Chomper was dropped to the floor with a clatter, its brief, undignified career over. It was not a toy. It was merely evidence of my human's questionable taste, and would soon find its place among the other forgotten relics under the sofa. A complete and utter waste of perfectly good silence.