My human seems to believe that assembling 274 tiny, colorful plastic rectangles into a sad imitation of a flower is a worthwhile use of their opposable thumbs. This "Mini Orchid" from a brand called LEGO is, ostensibly, for "decoration," a task I already perform with far more grace and panache. While the final, static sculpture holds little promise beyond b…
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My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a "Moving Sand Art Picture." It is, essentially, a flat, glass-sealed circle fil…
My human, in their endless quest to clutter my pristine domain with trinkets, has presented this... wall-based human amusement. It's a set of plastic…
My Human, in their infinite and baffling wisdom, has acquired a box of plastic bits from a company called LEGO. The purpose, apparently, is not to cr…
My human has acquired a stationary, circular object they insist on calling a "toy." From my vantage point on the desk, it appears to be a sealed glas…