My human has acquired what appears to be a box of glorified gravel and various smelly fluids. The brand name, "JOYIN," suggests an emotion I find tedious, and the purpose seems to be for small, loud humans to deface perfectly good, smooth rocks that would otherwise be excellent for batting across the floor. While the process of applying wet, sticky paint is…
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It appears the Human has acquired a box of potential. Inside are numerous small, flat wooden effigies of various creatures and foodstuffs. The intend…
It appears the humans have acquired a project box designed for their smaller, louder counterparts. The goal, as I understand it, is to transform pre-…
So, the human has brought home what appears to be a flat, black rectangle of compressed wood pulp, paired with a small, tantalizing wooden stick. The…
My human has procured a set of goopy substances in plastic bottles from the Crayola institution, apparently for the small, loud human's "artistic exp…
My Human, in their infinite and often misguided quest for my approval, has presented me with what they call an "Arts and Crafts Vault." From what I c…