My human has presented me with what appears to be a flimsy, foldable piece of paper from an entity they call the "USPS," an organization I associate with the daily territorial intrusions of the Mail Carrier. It is covered in tiny, perforated squares bearing images of a waving flag, a symbol humans seem to find endlessly fascinating. The purpose, as far as I…
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So, the Human has presented me with what appears to be a primitive communication toolkit for a toddler. It's a wooden box containing various blocks w…
My human seems to have acquired a thin, flat sheet of what I can only describe as potential confetti. Apparently, it's a product from the "United Sta…
My human, in their infinite and often baffling wisdom, has presented me with a product from an entity known as the "United States Postal Service." It…
My human has presented me with an artifact from the United States Postal Service, the bureaucratic entity responsible for the daily slot-rattling int…
My human, in a fit of what I can only assume was profound boredom, has acquired a "Teacher's Stamp Kit." From my vantage point on the desk, it appear…