Crayola Construction Paper - 480ct (2pck), Bulk Back to School Essentials For Kids, Teacher Classroom Must Have, Art Paper, Arts & Crafts Supplies

From: Crayola

Pete's Expert Summary

My human seems to believe this vast, multi-colored brick of "Construction Paper" is for some juvenile "craft" project. Clearly, they are mistaken. This is, in fact, a modular, infinitely configurable napping surface and sound-making device. From a tactical standpoint, the sheer volume is intriguing, promising a lifetime supply of crisp, satisfyingly tearable sheets in a palette that could complement any room's decor, or my fur. The "heavy duty" claim is the critical factor; if it can withstand a thorough inspection by my claws and provide a stable, yet rustling, platform for repose, it may have potential. If it's too flimsy, it's just a waste of a perfectly good sunbeam.

Key Features

  • BULK CONSTRUCTION PAPER: The 480-count of Crayola Construction Paper features 48 pages (10 unique colors) per pack.
  • CLASSROOM SUPPLIES: This bulk set is ideal for school projects and classroom crafts - a must-have for students and teachers.
  • HEAVY DUTY: Sturdy art paper that's both thick and malleable is conveniently bound into a pad for easy accessibility.
  • CRAYOLA COLORS: Featured colors include Pink, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, Brown, Black, and White.
  • STANDARD SIZE: Each Construction Paper sheet is 9" x 12".
  • GIFT FOR KIDS: Crayola Construction Paper makes a crafty gift idea for kids on birthdays and holidays.

A Tale from Pete the Cat

It arrived not with a whimper, but with the dull thud of mediocrity. My human placed the two large, sealed pads on the floor and then, to my astonishment, began to shingle the living room rug with individual sheets. The world I knew, a landscape of predictable beige carpet, was suddenly transformed into a new, uncharted continent. A vibrant patchwork map was laid out before me, a world awaiting its rightful ruler. There were the searing Red Deserts, the cool Blue Oceans near the water dish, and the deep, mysterious Purple Mountains that led toward the shadowy realm under the sofa. My initial survey began with a tentative paw placed upon the Yellow Plains, which happened to occupy my favorite afternoon sunbeam. The paper was, as advertised, sturdy. It didn't yield or tear under my weight but instead emitted a low, authoritative *crinkle*. This was not the shrill, annoying sound of lesser papers; this was the sound of territory being claimed. I stalked across the Green Jungles, my paws making a satisfying rustle with each step, a sound that declared my passage. I was no mere cat; I was an explorer, a conqueror in this new paper world. The true test came when the human, my supposed provider, dared to interfere with my cartography. They attempted to retrieve a sheet of Orange from the heart of my newly established kingdom. I responded not with a hiss, but with the silent, swift action of a monarch. I strode to the center of the paper continent and performed a tactical flop, pinning at least four of the colored territories beneath the soft, formidable weight of my entire body. I stared at the human with an expression that said, "This land is now under my protection. And my nap." The human sighed, defeated, and retreated. Victory. I stretched, my claws gently unsheathing to test the tensile strength of the White Tundra beneath me. It held. This wasn't a mere stack of paper; it was an interactive environment, a topographical playmat, a kingdom to be ruled and, most importantly, a surprisingly comfortable throne. It would do. It would most certainly do.