It appears my Human has procured a collection of flimsy foam shapes from the "ALEX Toys" brand, apparently designed to be moistened and adhered to the bathroom tiles for the amusement of a small, uncoordinated human. They call it a "Beep Beep" activity, which is an insult to the nuanced vocabulary of a sophisticated creature such as myself. The premise is t…
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My human seems to think I care about the toys of the *other* small creature in this house. This latest acquisition is a collection of cheap-looking p…
Ah, yes. The Human has presented me with a box of what appears to be... potential. It seems this "Paper Plate Bugs" kit from a brand called ALEX is n…
My human seems to have acquired this... propaganda piece. It’s a book, apparently, called "My First Scribble," designed for the less-developed member…
My human has procured a kit from a brand named "ALEX Toys," which appears to be a method for applying garish, glittering war paint. From what I can o…
My human seems to think this "Picture Mosaic" is for the smaller, louder human, but I see through the ruse. It appears to be a collection of flat boa…
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with a "Motorized Shoot Out Hockey" table. From what my superior intellect c…
So, the human has presented a contraption they call the "Tub Time Grand Prix." It appears to be a collection of brightly colored foam shapes and smal…