My human, in her infinite and baffling wisdom, has procured what appears to be a small, plastic prison for a gaudy sea-maiden. This "Creativity for Kids" contraption is essentially a do-it-yourself project for a fledgling gardener, containing an egg-shaped vessel, some sort of dirt substitute, and various shiny trinkets. The entire affair is clearly designe…
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So, the small human has been given a kit for sticking little shiny specks onto other, larger objects. They call it "diamond painting," which is a gro…
My human has presented me with what they call a "Sensory Bin," specifically the "Construction Zone Playset" from a brand named Creativity for Kids. F…
So, the human has presented me with this... "Creativity for Kids Sticker Sun Catchers" kit. It appears to be a rudimentary art project for the smalle…
My human has presented me with a bag of trinkets clearly intended for a less sophisticated audience—namely, the small, loud humans they call "toddler…
So, my human staff requires my opinion on this... this *thing*. At first glance, it appears to be a clear plastic vessel into which a smaller, noisie…