My human seems to have acquired a portable boredom-dispenser for themselves, which they call the "Zenacolor Drawing Kit." From my superior vantage point, it appears to be a black, zippered case containing an absurd number of colorful sticks. While the human’s intention to scratch at paper with these things is a profound waste of their opposable thumbs, I ca…
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My human has presented me with what they believe to be "drawing pads" from the Melissa & Doug establishment, a brand I recognize for its sturdy, no-n…
My human, in a fit of what I can only assume was a bulk-discount-induced fever dream, has acquired a quartet of these silent, flashing rectangles. Ap…
My human has acquired a pair of these silent, flat contraptions, apparently to placate the smaller, louder human. They are KTEBO brand "writing table…
My human has presented me with what appears to be a thin, rigid, and offensively pink slice of plastic. They refer to it as a "Writing Tablet," some …