So, the Human has acquired what appears to be a large, sealed vat of primordial ooze. They call it "Crayola Air Dry Clay," a rather pedestrian name for five pounds of artisanal mud. The proposition is that one can sculpt this damp earth into shapes, which then harden into permanent, brittle effigies. While the cool, earthy scent might momentarily pique my i…
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So, you've brought home a box filled with sixty-six individually wrapped, brightly colored lumps of what you call "air dry clay." The brand, "Aestd-S…
So, the human has procured a box filled with ninety individually wrapped packets of colorful, pungent mush. They call it "Air Dry Clay." Ostensibly, …
My human has presented me with a box of what they call 'Air Dry Clay' from a brand named 'Exptolii.' It appears to be a collection of 24 brightly col…
My Human, in a fit of what I can only assume was profound boredom, has acquired a large box filled with thirty smaller, brightly colored packets. The…