My human seems to believe this red plastic slab is a source of entertainment. It is, essentially, a flat box with a grey window and two white knobs that are, I admit, perfectly sized for batting. The human twiddles these knobs to make faint, scratchy lines appear on the window, an act of creation so tedious it makes me sleepy just to watch. The only redeemi…
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So my human, the one I’ve graciously allowed to cohabitate with me, has presented this... contraption. It’s a "Daisiki Magnetic Drawing Board," a sla…
My human has procured a small, aggressively red plastic rectangle with a dreary gray window and two tiny white nubs. They call it the "World's Smalle…
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a large, plastic slab clearly intended for a small, clumsy human, or "toddler." …
My human has presented me with this... artifact. It seems to be a set of two flat, plastic rectangles called a "POPERFUN LCD Writing Tablet," an appa…