My Human, in her infinite and often misguided wisdom, has acquired what appears to be a box of disassembled rainbow confetti. She calls it a "bracelet making kit." For her and the smaller, louder humans she sometimes invites over, it is a tedious exercise in threading tiny, colorful discs onto a string. For me, it is a strategic goldmine. The sheer volume o…
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My human, in their infinite and often questionable wisdom, has procured a bulk package of what they are calling "party favors." From my vantage point…
My human has procured a box of what appears to be a thousand tiny, inedible pieces of kibble in offensively bright colors. The stated purpose is "mak…
My human, in what I can only assume was a moment of profound poor judgment, has procured a veritable mountain of cheap plastic refuse from a brand na…
Honestly, the human has brought home a ridiculous bounty of what appear to be long, shiny, and utterly useless loops of plastic. Apparently, these 14…
So, the Human has presented me with a massive, crinkly bag containing what appears to be a hoard of treasure stolen from a very loud, very tacky drag…