My human has brought home what appears to be a "Delayed Gratification Snack Kit" from a brand called Insect Lore. The box contains a flimsy mesh prison, some plastic trinkets, and, most insultingly, a *voucher* for the main event: live caterpillars. The premise is that these pathetic worms will gorge themselves, enter a deep and frankly unproductive slumber…
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It appears my human has acquired a collection of miniature gardening implements, supposedly for a "toddler." I see a tote bag of a potentially nap-wo…
My Human has presented me with what appears to be a miniature world for their smaller, louder counterpart. The contraption consists of a pink plastic…
My human seems to have acquired a set of miniature implements for the small, loud human. It’s a "gardening set" from a brand called Duckura, which so…
My human has presented me with what appears to be a kit for organized dirt-disturbance, intended for the small, clumsy human of the house. It's a col…