So, the humans have acquired another one of their flat, colorful squares for obsessive staring. This one, a "Monopoly Ultimate Banking Edition," seems to have traded the delightfully crinkly paper money—perfect for shredding—for a beeping plastic brick. A catastrophic design choice, in my opinion. The primary appeal here is twofold: the long duration of the…
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My human seems to believe my life lacks sufficient structure and has presented me with this... box. It’s called "The Game of Life," a staggering iron…
So, the human has presented me with another plastic contraption from a brand I've never bothered to acknowledge, BAODLON. It appears to be a machine …
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured another colorful box of human-distraction. This one, a "Monopoly Ultimate Reward…