Ah, yes. The Humans have procured an inferior version of the glowing rectangle they stare at for hours. This "Yphone" is clearly a plastic placating device for a much smaller, less refined being. It’s made of that standard, chew-resistant plastic, which suggests it can withstand being knocked off a coffee table—a point in its favor. It promises lights and s…
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My human has presented me with what appears to be a plastic beast of commerce, a device from a brand called PREXTEX designed to teach the small, loud…
So, the tall one has brought home a portable catastrophe. It’s a box full of brightly colored plastic bits and bobs, allegedly a "tool set" for the s…
So, the Human has acquired a large, offensively orange container filled with plastic implements for the Small Human, the one who shrieks and occasion…
So, the Human has brought me a counterfeit version of their precious glowing rectangle. This 'Perusha' brand, clearly unfamiliar with feline sensibil…