My human, in her infinite and baffling wisdom, has brought home a plastic orb that births other, smaller plastic objects. This "Mini Brands" operation apparently specializes in creating tiny, useless replicas of the strange bottles and tubes she puts on her face. The appeal for her seems to be the "mystery" and the "thrill of collecting," which I translate …
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So, the humans have acquired a miniature wooden shrine for their offspring, complete with a distorted mirror and various blocky implements. They call…
So, my human has presented me with this... effigy. It's a miniature, plastic hominid they call "Aurora," apparently a "princess" from some cinematic …
My human has brought home a box of what they call a "puzzle." It appears to be a thousand little squares of pressed wood pulp, designed to be painsta…
So, the human has procured yet another flat, rectangular object. This one, from a brand called "Innovative Designs," seems to be a repository for the…