My human seems to be under the impression that I, a cat of refined indoor sensibilities, have any interest in "outdoor play." This "Sunny Patch" set from Melissa & Doug, a brand I associate with the tiny human's noisy wooden blocks, is a collection of plastic tools for making... sand cookies. Let me be clear: sand is for my private business, not for baking.…
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My human seems to believe that my input is required for their frivolous purchases. This time, it's a box from a brand called "Goliath," promising a "…
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a collection of brightly colored plastic objects for the small, loud human that …
Hmph. My human has presented me with an offering from a brand called LUOZZY, which sounds like something one might name a particularly lazy lizard. I…