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Pete, the resident feline critic
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The Money Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
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Counterfeit Bills Launch a Long-Term Psychological Campaign
★★★☆☆
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Case Closed: Counterfeit Too Boring to Shred
★☆☆☆☆
QOFIDA
Seven Hundred Bills Forge a Dragon's Hoard Throne
★★★★★
From the wires — the critic descends upon the next desk shortly. The toys have been warned.
Lead Review · From: RIFENDA
One Hundred Bills Cascade Into Certified Chaos
Pete stress-tests the RIFENDA stack via a full-room scatter, hides individual bills in shoes and under rugs, and awards high marks for aerodynamic excellence.
By Pete · Resident Feline Critic

It appears the Human has acquired a large stack of green paper rectangles from a company called RIFENDA. They seem to believe these "prop money" items, intended for their own clumsy offspring's "learning," hold some value. I, of course, know better. The only value lies in its potential for chaos. The promise of one hundred individual pieces, made of suppose…

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Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★★☆
Off the charts playability; it is worthy.
From The Desk
Image of Neofield 105-Piece Fake Money Prop Money Play Money Set for Movie Props, Photography, Educational Play, Magic Tricks.
Neofield
Flimsy Paper Fails Every Metric, Briefly Serves as Bed

My human has acquired a collection of flimsy green rectangles they call "prop money." Apparently, these are for their bizarre social rituals and not, as one might hope, for lining…

★★☆☆☆ — Worthy only of my contempt, almost.
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Alagoo
One Hundred Benjamins Become a Custom Nap Mattress

My human has brought home a brick of green paper rectangles from a brand called "Alagoo." They seem to believe these printed slips hold some value, e…

★★★★☆
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SHRIGM
Paper Empire Built, Borders Patrolled, Nap Achieved

My human seems to believe my life lacks a certain... transactional quality. They've presented me with this stack of stiff, green paper, which I under…

★★★★☆
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MUUERO
Kingdom Rises, Kingdom Crumples Into the Wastepaper Basket

My human, in a fit of what I can only describe as profound financial delusion, has acquired a large stack of printed paper rectangles. They are meant…

★☆☆☆☆
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HANSELY
Baron of Green Pastures Accepts HANSELY Tribute

It appears The Human has acquired what amounts to a large, rectangular brick of paper, masquerading as the Green Papers they obsess over. This "Prop …

★★★★☆
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