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Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Costumes Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: KARAZZO
Cape Conquered, Lair Now Fully Furnished
Our critic dismisses the superhero theater entirely but commends the satin cape as a first-rate slide-and-pounce adversary and a worthy addition to the under-sofa lair.

My human seems to have acquired a collection of what can only be described as large, offensively bright satin handkerchiefs for their miniature, shrieking counterparts. Ostensibly, these are "Superhero Capes" from a brand called KARAZZO, designed to facilitate the tiny humans' delusions of grandeur. While the primary function appears to be generating maximu…

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Image of KARAZZO Superhero Capes Set and Wristbands Kids Costumes Halloween Christmas Cosplay Dress Up for Boys (8-PACK CAPES SET)
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
Useless costume, excellent floor conquest.
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