My human seems to have acquired a collection of what can only be described as large, offensively bright satin handkerchiefs for their miniature, shrieking counterparts. Ostensibly, these are "Superhero Capes" from a brand called KARAZZO, designed to facilitate the tiny humans' delusions of grandeur. While the primary function appears to be generating maximu…
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My human, in their infinite and baffling wisdom, has acquired a set of small, white-and-tan paper sticks. Apparently, these are "realistic" and "dura…
My human presented me with a large, promising-looking box, which, upon opening, revealed not a lifetime supply of salmon pâté, but an assortment of m…
So, my human has presented me with data on a... fabric sack for a smaller, louder human. It appears to be a "ninja costume" from a brand called "Spoo…
My Human has, it seems, procured a kit for a smaller, louder human to impersonate one of those white-coated prodders from the V-E-T. It's from Meliss…