My human seems to believe a small, visiting human requires a new form of entertainment, and has presented this… a large box filled with flimsy, colorful textiles and shiny plastic bits. From my analysis, this "LIMIROLER" set is a portable identity crisis for a child, allowing them to cycle through various "princess" personas. The primary appeal for a being …
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My human has acquired a large box containing what appear to be miniature, low-quality versions of the uniforms worn by the various loud humans who oc…
It appears the Human has acquired a parcel from a company whose name, "TSDATOWR," sounds less like a brand and more like the result of me walking acr…
My human, in her infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented a... kit. Apparently, it's for transforming the small, loud human into a "princes…
It appears my human has acquired a large cardboard box filled with flimsy approximations of human work uniforms for the small, loud human she keeps. …