So, my human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented a new "offering." It appears to be a collection of brightly colored, plush fabric heads on sacks, courtesy of the Melissa & Doug brand. I will concede, this brand typically signals a higher quality of material than the usual plastic refuse, so the texture might not be entirely offensi…
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My human has presented me with a floppy effigy of one of their own, apparently a "chef" named Al Dente, from a brand called Melissa & Doug. I know th…
So, the Human has acquired another potential annoyance, this one from a company called "Silly Puppets," a name that already sets my teeth on edge. It…
My Human has, once again, procured an object designed for the less-refined members of this household. From what I can gather, this is a vessel for a …
So, the Staff has decided they need a new entity to command, and since I am clearly beyond their control, they've procured this... fabric homunculus.…