A pamphlet of feline opinion · est. mmxxv
Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Fashion Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Also Reviewed
Mini Brands
Capsule Hunted; Trinket Contents Deemed Irrelevant
★★★☆☆
Klever Kits
Ribbon of Power Liberated; Coup Thwarted
★★★☆☆
Bratz
Pearl Necklace Dispatched; Doll Approved as Tribute Source
★★★☆☆
From the wires — the critic descends upon the next desk shortly. The toys have been warned.
Lead Review · From: PlayMonster
Scratching Ritual Earns a Grudging Auditory Pass
Pete dismisses the resulting fashion drawings as an affront to streamlined design but concedes that the hypnotic skritch-scratch of crayon on plate earns the kit a narrow reprieve on purely sonic grounds.
By Pete · Resident Feline Critic

My human has acquired a peculiar contraption from a brand called PlayMonster, which seems to specialize in distracting the smaller, louder human. It appears to be a collection of flat, textured plastic plates, some paper, and waxy sticks for scratching. The goal, as far as I can deduce, is to create images of humans wearing various ridiculous outfits by rub…

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Image of Fashion Plates Classic – Girls Fashion, Mix-and-Match Drawing Kit, Arts and Crafts, Coloring, Art Supplies, Craft Supplies, Stencils, Crayons Included, Create Your Own Fashion Designs, Ages 6+
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★☆☆☆
Approved for sound alone. Fashions: appalling.
From The Desk
Image of ONE TO FOUR 800+Pcs - Fashion Designer Kit for Girls with 6 Mannequins - Arts and Crafts Kit- Sewing Kit for Kid Ages 8-12 -Girls Gift Age 6 7 8 9 10 11 12-Gifts for Teen Girls
ONE TO FOUR
Silent Plastic Usurpers Toppled One by One

My human seems to have acquired a large box of what can only be described as "organized mess." It appears to be a kit for the smaller, louder human to create miniature costumes fo…

★★★☆☆ — Worthy for the chaos I orchestrate.
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Image of Barbie Basics Model 02 Collector Doll with Blonde Hair, Black Mini Dress & Gladiator Boots, Universal-fit Fashions, Posable Body & Swappable Doll Head
Barbie
Accidental Decapitation Reveals Two-Part Masterpiece

My human has presented me with what appears to be a miniature, plastic effigy of her species. This "Barbie Basics" creature is a tall, unnervingly fl…

★★★★★
Image of Bratz x Kylie Jenner 24-Inch Large-Scale Fashion Doll with Gown, 2 Feet Tall, Amazon Exclusive
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Lavender Giantess Vindicated by a Single Dancing Dot

So, the human has seen fit to erect a two-foot-tall plastic totem in my living room. Apparently, it’s some sort of celebrity effigy meant for "displa…

★★★☆☆
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khododev
Paw-Taps Override Human Aesthetic Crimes in Real Time

My human has acquired yet another distraction for her glowing rectangle, this one apparently a "game" involving the creation of half-fish, half-human…

★★★★☆
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A Flat, Claw-Proof Universe Deemed Unworthy

My human has presented me with what appears to be a flimsy paper contraption from a brand called "Fashion Angels," a name that already sets my teeth …

★☆☆☆☆
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