It appears my human has acquired a collection of miniature torture devices for the smaller, louder human. This "HELLOWOOD" brand, at least, had the decency to use solid beech wood, a material with a respectable scent and density, unlike the usual plastic refuse they bring home. The kit is a set of diminutive, functional cleaning tools: a broom, a mop, a dus…
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My Human, in her infinite and often baffling wisdom, has procured what appears to be a training kit for a miniature cleaning service. It’s a wooden s…
My human has presented me with what appears to be a shrink-ray-blasted collection of their cleaning implements, designed, I gather, to indoctrinate t…
My human seems to have acquired a set of miniature torture devices for the small, loud human that sometimes visits. It’s a “cleaning set” from a bran…
My human has procured a miniature arsenal of annoyance from a company called "Click N' Play," presumably to indoctrinate their small, loud offspring …