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Pete, the resident feline critic
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The Ceaco Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
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★★☆☆☆
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★★★☆☆
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Inferior Posteriors, Superior Batting Material
★★☆☆☆
From the wires — the critic descends upon the next desk shortly. The toys have been warned.
Lead Review · From: Ceaco
A Scepter for Tiny Cardboard Surgeons
Our critic finds the Puzzle Scoop useless as a toy but grants it grudging respect after peering through its magnifying lens into a dizzying alien landscape.
By Pete · Resident Feline Critic

My human has presented me with this… thing. It appears to be a sort of beveled plastic wedge with an absurdly large, illuminated eyeball fused to the handle. The packaging, produced by a brand called "Ceaco" which seems to specialize in these flat, boring mosaics my human fusses over, claims it's for moving puzzle pieces. A solution to a problem I didn't kn…

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Image of Ceaco - The Puzzle Scoop – A Lifting, Moving, Illuminating, and Magnifying Puzzle Accessory for All Puzzlers
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★☆☆☆
Not worthy of play, but earns respect.
From The Desk
Image of Ceaco Lilo and Stitch 1000PC Puzzle
Ceaco
The Star Artist Naps in the Empty Box

So, my human has procured a flat box from a brand called Ceaco. Inside, apparently, are one thousand small, flat, colorful pieces of compressed paper designed to be painstakingly …

★★★☆☆ — The box makes the purchase worthwhile.
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Image of Ceaco - Thomas Kinkade - Disney - Hercules -1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
Ceaco
One Thousand Prisoners Freed From Hercules

Ah, another offering from the humans. This appears to be a large, flat box containing what they call a "jigsaw puzzle." The brand, Ceaco, and the pro…

★★★☆☆
Image of Ceaco - Disney/Pixar Clips - 2000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle , 5"
Ceaco
Two Thousand Pieces, One Eternal Hole

My human seems to have acquired what they call a "puzzle," which appears to be a picture they've deliberately shattered into two thousand pieces of c…

★★★☆☆
Image of Ceaco - Food Trucks - Ice Cream Truck II - 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
Ceaco
Final Piece Held Hostage, Dignity Restored

Ah, another offering from the humans. This "Ceaco" contraption appears to be a deconstructed rectangle, shattered into 500 individual bits of pressed…

★★★☆☆
Image of Ceaco - 5 in 1 Multipack – Disney Movie Posters – Encanto, Moana, Luca, Soul & Raya and The Last Dragon - (2) 300 Piece, (2) 500 Piece, (1) 750 Piece Jigsaw Puzzles
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The Map Belongs to Whoever Sleeps on It

It appears the humans have acquired a large, flat box containing not a toy, but a tedious human activity. It's a collection of five different sets of…

★★★☆☆
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