My human appears to be considering another one of these "Rolife" contraptions, a brand I've come to associate with quiet evenings of them fiddling with tiny wooden bits instead of attending to my dinner schedule. This one seems to be a collection of flat, laser-cut wood that they must assemble into a "sakura bonsai tree." Essentially, it's a permanent, dust…
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My human, in her infinite and baffling wisdom, has acquired a box of flat, laser-cut wood which she calls a "project." The purpose, as far as I can d…
So, my human has acquired a box of what appear to be shattered ice chips. Their stated goal is to assemble these disparate, hard plastic shards into …
My human seems to have spent an obscene number of hours, hours that could have been dedicated to chin scratches, assembling this... structure. They c…
My human seems to have acquired a box of flat, woody-smelling planks that they call a "Vitascope." From my observation perch atop the bookcase, I ded…