A pamphlet of feline opinion · est. mmxxv
Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Buffalo Games Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
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★★★★☆
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★★★☆☆
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Editor-in-Chief of the Cardboard Coastline
★★★☆☆
From the wires — the critic descends upon the next desk shortly. The toys have been warned.
Lead Review · From: Buffalo Games
Block Cleared, Human Defeated
Pete steals the only square piece mid-game and deposits it under the entertainment center, declaring a personal victory over a game he never agreed to play.
By Pete · Resident Feline Critic

So, my human, in her infinite quest to find distractions that don't involve refilling my food bowl, has presented this... contraption. It appears to be a human attempt to replicate one of their glowing-screen obsessions in the physical world. They are given small, colorful plastic shapes—which I will admit have a certain appeal in their vibrant hues and che…

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Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
A resounding feline success.
From The Desk
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Buffalo Games
A Portal Posing as Cardboard

My human has acquired what appears to be a box of catastrophic confetti. They call it a "jigsaw puzzle." From what I can gather, this "Buffalo Games" brand, a name that suggests a…

★★★☆☆ — A diverting, if temporary, deception.
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The Scoring Peg Lives Under My Sofa Now

So, my human has presented me with this… contraption. From what I can gather, it is a monument to simple-minded human amusement constructed from what…

★★★☆☆
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Ah, another offering from the Buffalo Games conglomerate. My human seems to believe these are "toys," but I see them for what they are: a box of 2,00…

★★★☆☆
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I Stole Their Serenity, One Piece at a Time

Ah, yes, another human preoccupation in a box. My staff has presented me with what they call a "jigsaw puzzle," a flat picture of some mountains that…

★★★☆☆
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The Beachcombers Were Transmitting a Code

My human has presented me with a box from a company called 'Buffalo Games,' which is a misnomer as there are no large, horned mammals involved, only …

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