My human seems to believe my brain has atrophied from a decadent lifestyle of napping and demanding tribute in the form of salmon pâté. The evidence? This box of educational planks. It's a six-pack of brightly colored wooden boards, each with various shapes crudely carved out—letters, numbers, and some rather unflattering, two-dimensional depictions of my a…
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So, my human, in a fit of what I can only assume was profound boredom, has acquired a box of what they call "Spelling Puzzle Cards" from "Learning Re…
My human, in a moment of questionable judgment, has procured what appears to be a rudimentary educational device for a tiny, uncoordinated human. It'…
My human seems to have acquired yet another object intended for the tiny, loud human that periodically visits. This "Tonberless" contraption is a fla…
My human seems to have mistaken me for a small, uncoordinated version of their own species. Before me sits a collection of wooden boards littered wit…