So, the human has presented me with a box of tiny, hard representations of their most over-engineered structures. This "ONEST" brand seems to believe that I, a creature of supreme comfort and refined taste, would be interested in 20 pieces of environmentally friendly PVC. I suppose the sheer quantity is a point in their favor; more objects means a wider fie…
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