So, my human has acquired what they call a "jigsaw puzzle." It appears to be a large, flat box filled with a thousand tiny, colorful bits of compressed wood pulp depicting some water-logged human city. The brand, "Buffalo Games," suggests a certain lumbering, artless quality, which is frankly what I expect from my staff's entertainment choices. They seem to…
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Ah, so this is the latest Human Pacification Device from the "Cra-Z-Art" brand, a name that inspires very little confidence. It appears to be a flat …
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So, my human, in their infinite and often baffling wisdom, has procured a box of what appears to be flattened, colorful confetti. They call it a "puz…