My human, in a fit of what can only be described as profound boredom, has procured a box of 1,000 flat, colorful squares from a brand named White Mountain. The alleged purpose is for her to stare at them for hours, painstakingly reassembling a large, garish image of strange human faces from what she calls "The Movies." I see its true potential, however. The…
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My human has acquired a box containing a thousand tiny, flat, colorful squares from a company called White Mountain. Apparently, the goal for the bip…
Ah, yes. The humans have brought home a "jigsaw puzzle." My analysis indicates this is a large, flat rectangle of colorful cardboard, which they have…
My human seems to believe this flat, heavy box contains "entertainment." From my superior vantage point on the sofa arm, I assess the situation. It i…
My human has acquired what appears to be a containment unit for a thousand flat, colorful squares. The purpose, as far as I can deduce, is for the sl…