Pete's Expert Summary
My human, in a fit of what can only be described as profound boredom, has procured a box of 1,000 flat, colorful squares from a brand named White Mountain. The alleged purpose is for her to stare at them for hours, painstakingly reassembling a large, garish image of strange human faces from what she calls "The Movies." I see its true potential, however. The box itself is an adequate, if temporary, fortress of solitude. The individual pieces, made of what they call "sturdy blue chipboard," offer a delightful skittering sound when batted across the hardwood floor and are perfectly sized for slipping into the floor vents. While the human's activity itself is a waste of my valuable napping time, the component parts show promise for strategic deployment under the sofa and other hard-to-reach places.
Key Features
- ICONIC MOVIE STARS: A new puzzle filled with movie stars and iconic memorabilia of your favorite films. Makes a great gift for movie goers and puzzle enthusiasts, and a fantastic framed work.
- 1000-PIECE PUZZLE: Thrill the entire family and provide hours of fun and entertainment piecing this incredible jigsaw puzzle together. An ideal pastime for everyone to enjoy!
- ABOUT THE ARTIST: Working out of his home studio for almost 20 years, James Mellett is a freelance illustrator. Mellet is known, awarded, and recognized for his astounding sports art.
- MORE TO PUZZLE BUILDING: Art jigsaw puzzles are a fun, inexpensive way to enjoy works of art first hand. Use to boost valuable motor skills, hand-eye coordination, and problem solving skills.
- SPECIFICS: Includes 1,000 extra large puzzle pieces made of sturdy blue chipboard on recycled paper. Completed puzzle dimensions: 24 x 30 inches. 100% customer satisfaction guarantee. Made in USA.
A Tale from Pete the Cat
The event began not with a bang, but with a dusty, cardboardy sigh as my human lifted the lid. From within the box, she poured forth a universe. A thousand flattened, multi-colored asteroids tumbled onto the dining room table, a sacred space usually reserved for her unappetizing leafy meals. They settled into a chaotic, silent field of potential energy. She called it "The Movies" puzzle. I called it The Great Scattering. She saw a challenge. I saw an opportunity for theological inquiry. My human began her strange ritual, the Great Sorting, separating the Edge-Dwellers from the Inner-Lands. I observed from my perch on a nearby chair, my tail-tip twitching in time with her methodical movements. My gaze fell upon one particular piece. It was not the most colorful, nor the largest. It was a shard of deep blue, crowned with a menacing gray triangle. The fin of the great sea-beast from *Jaws*. A fellow predator. I understood it instinctively. This was not a piece; it was a relic. While her back was turned to fetch a cup of that bitter brown water she drinks, I made my move. A single, silent leap brought me to the tabletop. I ignored the gaudy faces of Bogart and Gable. My mission was precise. I located the totem, the shark fin, and gently took it into my mouth. The texture of the 'sturdy blue chipboard' was satisfying, not flimsy. I didn't steal it to play with it. That would be common. Instead, I embarked on a pilgrimage. I carried the relic to my water bowl for a blessing, then placed it in the center of the sunbeam on the living room rug—the most holy ground in the entire apartment—and sat vigil. My human eventually noticed its absence. There was sighing, muttering, and a frantic searching of the floor. I watched, impassive, as she scrambled, completely unaware of the sacred rites being performed just one room away. She eventually found my shrine and snatched the piece back with a sigh of relief, oblivious to its newfound spiritual significance. She placed it back into the chaotic field of its brethren, but it was too late. I had already assessed the product. The puzzle itself is a monument to human tedium. But that one, single piece? That was a masterpiece. Worthy.