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Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Famous Artist Puzzle Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: White Mountain
The Masters Built Me a Heated Napping Mat
Our critic dismisses Botticelli and Klimt as derivative but commends the assembled surface's warmth and texture, claiming the finished puzzle as a hard-won sleeping territory.

My human has presented me with a box of what they call a "puzzle." From my initial assessment, this is not a toy for a cat of my caliber, but rather a long, tedious activity for the bipedal staff. It consists of one thousand little cardboard rectangles they are meant to assemble into a single, flat portrait of other, lesser artworks. The only potential for …

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Image of White Mountain Puzzles Great Paintings - 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
Lumpy art, excellent napping mat.
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