Pete's Expert Summary
My human has presented me with a box of what they call a "puzzle." From my initial assessment, this is not a toy for a cat of my caliber, but rather a long, tedious activity for the bipedal staff. It consists of one thousand little cardboard rectangles they are meant to assemble into a single, flat portrait of other, lesser artworks. The only potential for engagement I see is in the individual pieces themselves – they appear to be of a sturdy, bat-able construction and just the right size to disappear under the sofa. The true prize, however, is the finished product: a large, 24-by-30-inch textured surface that, once assembled on my favorite table, will undoubtedly make for a superior napping platform. The "hours of fun" they will have is merely the labor required to build my new bed.
Key Features
- Masterpieces: Botticelli, Renoir, Monet, Gaugin, and Klimt are among the great artists represented on this beautiful piece. Feel like a great artist yourself assembling the Great Paintings puzzle.
- 1000-piece puzzle: Thrill the entire family and provide hours of fun and entertainment piecing this incredible jigsaw puzzle together. An ideal pastime for everyone to enjoy!
- About the artist: Barbara Behr is known for providing concepts for paper products of all kinds, book illustration, and designs for textiles, ceramics, decorative accessories and digital applications.
- More to puzzle building: Art jigsaw puzzles are a fun, inexpensive way to enjoy works of art first hand. Use to boost valuable motor skills, hand-eye coordination, and problem solving skills.
- SPECIFICS: Includes 1,000 extra large puzzle pieces made of sturdy blue chipboard on recycled paper. Completed puzzle dimensions: 24 x 30 inches. 100% customer satisfaction guarantee. Made in USA.
A Tale from Pete the Cat
The box arrived, a gaudy rectangle promising "Great Paintings." My human, a creature of simple tastes, seemed thrilled. She cleared the Low Table of Important Things (yesterday's mail, a half-empty water glass) to make way for it. This was an affront. The Low Table is my afternoon sunning dais. As she spilled the contents—a veritable sea of colored cardboard shards—I knew this was not a gift, but an invasion. A thousand tiny enemies, deployed to occupy my territory. I narrowed my eyes. The campaign had begun. My first move was reconnaissance. I leaped silently onto the table, my soft tuxedo paws making no sound on the polished wood. The humans called it "helping." I called it strategic analysis. I inspected a piece depicting a sliver of Klimt's "The Kiss." All that gold leaf? Tacky. A woman by Botticelli was rising from a shell, looking vaguely damp and confused. I could relate to the confusion, but not the lack of dignity. I nudged her piece with my nose, sending it skittering toward the edge. A test of its resolve. It failed, tumbling into the abyss. My human sighed, retrieving the fallen soldier. Phase one was a success; their morale was weakening. The battle raged for days. I performed crucial quality control checks, patting loose pieces to ensure they were not flight risks and "testing" the integrity of completed sections by sitting directly upon them. The humans would gently lift me, muttering about "fur" and "misplaced borders." Fools. They didn't understand I was ensuring the structural soundness of their creation. I even provided artistic direction, once rearranging a section of Monet's water lilies into a more aesthetically pleasing chaotic pile. They failed to appreciate my vision. At last, it was done. The final piece clicked into place, and the humans leaned back, admiring their work. They had assembled a garish, busy landscape on my table. But in doing so, they had created something new. The interlocking nubs of the "sturdy blue chipboard" provided a delightful texture against my fur. The assembled collage was warm from the lamp overhead. I stepped onto the center of the finished puzzle, circled three times, and settled in, claiming my hard-won territory. It was lumpy, yes, and the art was derivative, but as a heated, textured sleeping mat? It was a masterpiece. Worthy. For now.