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The Warren Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: FCTRY
Justice Was Swift; the Shelf Is Mine Again
Pete treats the six-inch plastic senator as an illegal occupant of his napping perch, conducts a brisk trial, and delivers his verdict with one calibrated swat off the bookshelf.

My Staff has, in their infinite and questionable wisdom, procured a small, rigid effigy of a human female. They call it an "action figure," a term I find deeply misleading as it exhibits no action whatsoever. It just stands there, six inches of molded plastic, with an expression of mild determination that I can only assume is directed at a particularly stub…

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Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★☆☆☆
Case closed. The shelf is mine.
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