My Staff has, in their infinite and questionable wisdom, procured a small, rigid effigy of a human female. They call it an "action figure," a term I find deeply misleading as it exhibits no action whatsoever. It just stands there, six inches of molded plastic, with an expression of mild determination that I can only assume is directed at a particularly stub…
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My human has presented me with what appears to be a fuzzy, brown orb named Warren, allegedly a boar. It comes from the Squishmallows dynasty, a brand…
My human, in a baffling display of poor judgment, has acquired what appears to be a tiny, static human effigy sealed within a transparent cage. They …
My human has brought home another one of these 'POP' things, which I've learned is a brand specializing in objects of profound uselessness to felines…
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a new lump for the household. This specimen, a so-called "Warren The Boar" from …