My human has acquired a noisy, glowing clam. They call it "Bitzee" and claim it contains dozens of "friends" from a place called Disney. From what I can gather, it's a small plastic prison for tiny, frantic light-forms that react when the box is shaken or poked. While the notion of a handheld distraction to keep the human occupied is sound in theory—potenti…
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Ah, another offering from Spin Master. They typically produce plastic contraptions that whir and clatter, but this appears to be a collection of prin…
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My Human has, once again, procured an object intended to clutter my kingdom. This one is a rather garish blue creature with absurdly large ears and a…
My human, in their infinite... let's call it *curiosity*... has presented me with a box of plastic. It appears they intend to painstakingly assemble …