My human seems to have acquired what can only be described as a silent, multi-colored infestation. These "Mochi Squishies," as the package declares, are a collection of 26 small, rubbery facsimiles of various lifeforms, including a few that are a rather insulting interpretation of my own noble species. They are apparently designed for stressed little humans…
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My human has procured a large, black orb from the toymakers at Mattel, a brand I associate with clunky plastic meant for less discerning creatures. T…
My Human, in their infinite and baffling wisdom, has acquired what appears to be a small, unassuming box from a brand I've never bothered to sniff, '…
My human, in a fit of what I can only assume is nostalgia for a simpler, less-cushioned era, has presented me with this... coiled metal ring. The "Ju…
My human has presented me with a packet of what appear to be small, furry pelts, crudely shaped into various styles of… well, I’m not sure. The packa…
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with a veritable plague of 42 sticky, yellow, rubber effigies of some sort o…