My human, in their infinite and often misguided quest to find entertainment that doesn't involve stroking my magnificent gray fur, has procured a loud, circular object called "Tapple." It appears to be a device for them to shout at. They select a topic from a small, flimsy card, press a button that unleashes a horrid ticking sound, and then proceed to slap …
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My human has presented me with a small, rectangular box from a brand called "Mattel Games," a purveyor of amusements clearly not designed with my sup…
My human, in their infinite capacity for finding new ways to ignore me, has acquired yet another box of decorated cardboard. This one, insultingly br…
Honestly, my human seems to have acquired yet another vessel for noisy, competitive anguish. This "UNO Show 'em No Mercy" is, from what I can gather,…
It appears my humans have acquired a stack of printed rectangles they call 'Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza.' The name is a curious jumble, though I appre…
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with this… thing. It appears to be a small, plastic rectangle that makes irr…