A pamphlet of feline opinion · est. mmxxv
Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Game Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: USAOPOLY
Ticking Wheel Repurposed as Empire Management Console
Pete disregards the shouting game entirely and uses the letter tabs to silently chart his territorial claims, pressing P for Pete last.

My human, in their infinite and often misguided quest to find entertainment that doesn't involve stroking my magnificent gray fur, has procured a loud, circular object called "Tapple." It appears to be a device for them to shout at. They select a topic from a small, flimsy card, press a button that unleashes a horrid ticking sound, and then proceed to slap …

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Image of The Original TAPPLE, The Fast-Paced Family Board Game, Choose a Category & Race Against the Timer to be the Last Player, Learning Word Game for Ages 8 & Up, 2-8 Players, 15-20 Minute Play Time
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
My command console now.
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