My human has, in her infinite and baffling wisdom, procured a small, silent homunculus. This "BABESIDE Baby Doll" is a 17-inch simulacrum of a human-larva, complete with an unnervingly pleasant expression and a soft, plush body. I suppose the intention is to provide the small human with a non-shedding, non-complaining practice creature. From my superior van…
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