My human has acquired yet another piece of articulated plastic, this one a rather dour-looking fellow they call "Onyx Prime." Apparently, it's a big deal in some robotic mythology, a "beast Prime" or some such nonsense. Its main gimmick is its ability to contort from a two-legged robot into a four-legged centaur and then a so-called "beast," a trick that se…
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My human has presented me with a six-pack of small, plastic humanoids. Apparently, these are "action figures," which is servant-speak for "things you…
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So, the human has procured a small, plastic idol of that loud, orange fellow from the crinkly bags. Based on the "collector grade" box and the absurd…
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